Cast of Characters

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AMERICAN NAME: Yar Kramer
JAPANESE NAME: Yar Kramer
BLOOD TYPE: O
FUNCTION: Spiky-Haired Teen
TEXT COLOR: Yellow
SEX: Male
AGE: 18
A somewhat goofy teenager who lives in an apartment in no particular city in 21XX. In combat, he generally prefers to use his saber. Above all else, he likes to drink milkshakes.

AMERICAN NAME: Ray Remark
JAPANESE NAME: Ray Remake
BLOOD TYPE: O
FUNCTION: Evil Twin
TEXT COLOR: Yellow
SEX: Male
AGE: ???
Yar's evil twin, he doesn't really commit that much evil, and apparently prefers to just hang around, playing video games, watching DBZ, and abusing Jive.

AMERICAN NAME: Elbert Ssab
JAPANESE NAME: Lepsog Etrof
BLOOD TYPE: AB
FUNCTION: Butt of All the Jokes
TEXT COLOR: Blue
SEX: Male
AGE: 19
Yar's roommate. He generally tries to keep the situation serious, but in a Bob & George-style comic, this frankly a futile attempt. Still, he's something resembling an optomist about his situation.

AMERICAN NAME: Jive
JAPANESE NAME: Jibe
BLOOD TYPE: Mechfluid
FUNCTION: Comedy Relief
TEXT COLOR: Dark Red
SEX: Male
AGE: 3
A Reploid who hangs around Yar and the rest. It is far from clear exactly why, although it seems like he'd be much safer here than elsewhere, since these days palette-swapped characters are generally frowned upon. He sometimes acts vaguely like a Maverick, but he isn't really.

AMERICAN NAME: Drune
JAPANESE NAME: Drune
BLOOD TYPE: Mechfluid
FUNCTION: Maverick Bad Guy
TEXT COLOR: Green
SEX: Male
AGE: 5
A Reploid who used to hang around Yar and the rest, and really is a Maverick. He likes to hang around in his citadel with his palette-swapped minions, constantly plotting revenge on Yar (who didn't really do anything to him except that, well, he's a human). Obviously he has yet to actually succeed.

AMERICAN NAME: Kira
JAPANESE NAME: Kira
BLOOD TYPE: A
FUNCTION: Potential Love Interest/Fixing the Fourth Wall
TEXT COLOR: Purple
SEX: Female
AGE: 17 (We Assume)
She is a cute, extremely hyper girl who started hanging around Yar and the rest after Elbert broke the Fourth Wall. She's essentially invincible, since she has the one weapon that no male in existence is capable of countering: Woman's Scorn.

AMERICAN NAME: Plum
JAPANESE NAME: Plum
BLOOD TYPE: Robotic
FUNCTION: Barmaid
TEXT COLOR: Pink
SEX: Female
AGE: At least 42
One of the announcers in Rockman: Battle & Chase. After the Cataclysm, she didn't have any use as a reporter, so she decided to get a job at Ruidia's Bar & Grill, where they serve beverages and form parties.

AMERICAN NAME: Zio
JAPANESE NAME: Zio
BLOOD TYPE: Unknown
FUNCTION: Destruction Mage
TEXT COLOR: Green On Black
SEX: Male
AGE: Unknown
He is notable for being the first villain in Phantasy Star 4, but now he makes a living as an Adventurer at Ruidia's Bar & Grill. Virtually all of his employers have ended up dead under some circumstances or other; the only thing that keeps Ruidia from firing him is that they don't want to see what would happen if he was free.

AMERICAN NAME: Sera
JAPANESE NAME: Sera
BLOOD TYPE: Mechfluid
FUNCTION: Healer
TEXT COLOR: Indigo
SEX: Female
AGE: 4
She was built as a medical Reploid, but the hospital she worked in got blown up by Mavericks, so now she works at Ruidia's Bar & Grill. There's a chance that Sera will become Jive's love interest. Well, she just might.

AMERICAN NAME: Gaius
JAPANESE NAME: Gaius
BLOOD TYPE: Mechfluid
FUNCTION: Maverick Ninja
TEXT COLOR: Dark Grey On Light Grey
SEX: Male
AGE: 6
Gaius (voiced by the guy who plays Haldir in the LotR movies) was close friends with Drune until he contracted the Maverick virus, which he passed onto Drune. Now he's Drune's second-in-command in their somewhat abortive attempt to a) conquer the world and b) kill Yar.

AMERICAN NAME: Ran
JAPANESE NAME: Ran
BLOOD TYPE: Robotic
FUNCTION: Communist
TEXT COLOR: Red, of course
SEX: Male
AGE: Variable
Look, do I really need to explain about him??